bloody moon rat
1. a more artistic description for a used tampon.
2. when a woman pulls out a tampon once it is “full” it resembles a “red rodent”. the string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.
“i’ll be a few minutes late, i gotta flush a bl–dy moon rat.”
“every month i give birth to a litter of bl–dy moon rats.”
“you know it’s a bad movie when you see bl–dy moon rats crawling down the screen.”
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