blumpkin fairy


a being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

a person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
when i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

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