Bloody MSN Fucker
bmf for short. the faceless blue msn figure that annoys the sh-t out of anyone and everyone by either:
a. turning the whole chatbox bright orange if you’re using windows, or:
b. zipping around like a total sh-t-eater if you’re using mac, effectively blowing your cover of pretending to do your homework while chatting if your parents happen to p-ss by.
mom: son, what are you doing?
sam: the english essay. i’ve written five hundred wor-
icon: bla-ba-bam!
mom: glares.
sam: … d-mn you, bl–dy msn f-cker.
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