Bloody Pelican
a bl–dy pelican is when a girl is having s-x with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your d-ck. after cutting it open she will give you a b.j. and when she is done you will have a bloodless d-ck.
guy 1: “my girlfriend gave me a bl–dy pelican last night”
guy 2: “how was it”
guy 1: “good, good, but now my d-ck is all flimsy and pale. oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it”
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