Bloody Sleeve
n: 1)a used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman’s menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male’s -sshole. having a bl–dy sleeve is the equivalent to a sh-tty d-ck after -n-l s-x. 2) the name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) a common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.
1) pete: dood, i was rippin’ down on my b-tch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bl–dy sleeve ever. it was so bad i just decided to blue ball myself.
steve: dude, that’s weak as sh-t, you’re such a p-ssy.
pete: nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied d-ck and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.
2) al: man, what the f-ck are we going to do about pickles? he will not stay out of my f-cking room when i’m trying to bang his sister.
dan: i don’t know but he has been acting like a major bl–dy sleeve lately.
3) trey: bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
luke: you know it bro, that -sshole was tighter then your mom’s!
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