Bloogle
a bl-wj-b given whilst the recipient is using google for thoughtful research.
it is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the pavlovian reward cycle.
gentleman 1: dude, did you know that you’re not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?
gentleman 2: you’re kidding! how do you know that?
gentleman 1: it’s true! i found out while my girlfriend was bloogling me last night. birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!
gentleman 2: h-ll yeah! bloogles are the best
when you use google to find a blog. rather useless in our society but bloogling is the bast way to find a blog.
bob – “do you know any decent blogs about kittens. i like kittens”
fred – “nope. you should bloogle it. its how i found that blog about puppydog shaped cheesecakes”
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