bloomfield bubble
commonly referred to as the bubble. if you have to ask yourself if you’re apart do the bubble, than you’re probably not. the bloomfield bubble cl-ssifies an unspoken but known by everyone group of people who generally all know one another through some sort of jewish geography. picture the city bloomfield hills michigan: the rich center of oakland county filled to the brim with doctors and lawyers shoving $1000-non deserving-504s down their kid’s throats to help them get a 32 on the act to get into michigan… now picture the people who live there. that’s who makes up he bubble. the bubble is typically made up of birmingham and bloomfield high schools along with rice boys, but can extend to huntington woods and even west bloomfield (it really depends on where the jews are). (and their parents!)
there are two types of jewish bloomfield bubble teen girls. 1. those who come out of the womb in a canada goose 2. those who wear one jacket in all of high school so that they can get a canada goose for college.
everyone casually drinks, smokes, etc. all while making it on time for family dinner (probably).
everybody not only knows everybody, but knows everything about everybody.
hey do you know rachel ____?
yea i think so.
really? how?
she’s jewish… everyone knows everyone in the bloomfield bubble.
breaking news: scientists have found matter that travels faster than the speed of light: gossip in the bubble.
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