bloomsquatch
a very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! such as…. fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, b-tch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your -ss.
whenever i go out i always think what would a bloomsquatch do?
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