Bloomster
a bloomster is a mixed race troglodyte composed of a pure-bred american and a c-ckroach filipino. bloomsters often prefer the enchanting musk of men who abstain from bathing, ie third-world sc-m. a bloomster can often be found wheellin’ and dealin’ at garage sales, flea markets, and junk yards. many homeless people complain of bloomsters getting the good stuff from dumpsters before they have a chance too. bloomsters are often considered armed but not dangerous.
that piece of sh-t is a real bloomster.
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