Bloomturd
1. new york city’s mayor michael bloomberg. who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.
2. an elitist, smug, control freak. a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. also see douche ellington.
3. being overly -n-l and controlling.
paco was being such a bloomt-rd today! he saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, ‘the whole country is f-cked up because of people like you!’ he then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me i was too irresponsible with it. then he kept on asking me, how much i owe on my card! when i got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! he’s such a bloomt-rd!
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