Bloopie


1. name of a bully in a play
2. may be a nickname
what’s your name?” “ivan” “hi bloopie.”
the sound made when slapping a female breast.
i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!
weed and tobacco mixed and placed into the bowl of a bong. it is crucial that each bowl is for an individual and all “2nds” are thrown out.
when taken properly (in one hit), the resulting head-rush feels more like a hit from nitrous oxide (laughing gas/whipits) than a bong rip.
carlo just took a fat bloopie and is all spun now
(n) to receive a bl-w j-b while taking a sh-t.

that b-tch didn’t even care that i was on the toilet she grabbed my c-ck stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. i finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

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