bloosh
the sound that fat makes.
oh god, randy, tuck your fat back in, i can hear it blooshing from all the way across the room! get the godd-mned donut out of your mouth and do a sit-up, for chrissakes.
a word to say when something unexpected happens. another word to say instead of f-ck, sh-t, d-mn. a better word to say when you are around adults.
taylor: “look out for that bee!”
debanhi: “bloosh!!”
n. the sweat that appears under fat peoples man b–bs and fat rolls.
“dude, look at that chubby bubby… his shirt is covered in bloosh.”
“wow, it must be a sauna inside that shirt with all that bloosh soaking everything.”
-“that guy’s shirt got darker over the course of the day… wtf?”
-“it’s all the bloosh he’s making under there. if you wanted you could bottle it and sell it in stores.”
-“i would totally buy that.”
-“thats sick, trevor.”
when you here a loud noise like bloosh!
d-mn… gil you had a loud bloosh
a word that means blood gushing out of the pinkie toe yet covered by a thin layer of skin. also known to drive izzy insane.
emy – “hey izzy!”
izzy – “yeah?”
emy – “bloosh!!”
izzy – ” ahhhhhh!!! ewwwww!!!!”
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