blootix
s-xual union between two organisms, oftentimes h-m-s-xual; an instance where two h-m-s-xuals, usually male, are engaging in s-xual activity; infinitive form: to bloot.
“dude, i can’t believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!”
“i’m inclined to think that my b-tthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night.”
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