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  (⌣_⌣”) is an emoticon/lenny face that represents “phew.” or “so close!” max2398: yo dude how much did you get on the math test? jeffinator203: i got 97 (⌣_⌣”)

• aw, crap!

  this phrase is usually used when bad things happen. for instance… person1: i think we lost all our money in the casino… person2: aw, cr-p!

• throat enema

  deep throating, bl-w j-b with swallowing i think my girlfriend is in need of a throat enema

• gangster beer

  a bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you’re partying or out getting lit with friends. utilized by those who cbf with gl-sses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle. often p-ssed around the dfloor between friends. benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit. […]

• lap fuck

  when a girl sit’s on a guy’s lap and rides his c-ck chad gave kiersten a lap f-ck at the pizza hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

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