a word created by tina fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum
every time i take a test i am blorft.
a word made up by tina fey in her autobiography called bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.
i was a little exited but mostly blorft.
to be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

a word coined by tina fey in bossypants.
i was totally blorft when i met tina fey.

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