blorg
nauseated or feeling malaise. combined derivative of blah and urgh.
i’m not sure what’s wrong, i’m just feeling blorg.
in an online conversation, one may say “blorg” to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.
– lol, do you think i should ask her out? she seemed to look interested, didn’t she?
(short silence)
– blorg
affectionate chattering with a hint of s-xual tension.
stephanie: who you texting?
lucinda: ronald…look what he said!
-looks-
stephanie: i would say that’s cute but…it’s just a it blorg.
the noise you make when you are finally convinced that a chode is not a mythical creature.
blorg!!! lefko’s a chode!
verb: the nicer cousin of “bash” and “pummel”, it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
if you don’t shut up i’ll blorg you to death!
the sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.
d-mnit, danny, i’m tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! quit man-handling bylum! he can’t take rape, he’s a fragile monkey, you sicko!
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