blorke
a self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.
the other team was full of blorkes, they for sure thought they’d win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.
i had to babysit a blorke last week, he wouldn’t stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
she told me i was being too violent in the pool but later i saw her doing the same thing, she’s such a blorke.
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