Blorp

random garble made up by a random person. it is used to express boredom.
so-and-so says:
blorp.
the sound made by a marble falling into a gl-ss of milk.
he dropped the marble into the milk and it went -blorp.-
the sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.
look at the blorp on that elephant seal. see how the penguins blorp.
first used in mr. natural comix, circa 1968…the sound made when one -j-c-l-t-s into another’s mouth (in mr. natural’s case, a big baby). similar to the cl-ssic batman onomotopoea’s, such as “paff” “oof” or “spwack”…only, dirtier.
blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of -j-c-l-t-, no…it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a m-ssive snowball of c-m.
consider the following dialogue:

robin: “mrrrphhh!”
batman: “oh, oh sh-t…i’m gonna c-m!”

-blorp-

robin: “whillakers, batman, that was quite a bat-load!”
the sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a m-ssive amount of cat vomit. not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.
my cat blorped on the carpet! cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, blorp!
an exclamation made while belching
person 1: -blorp-

person 2: “good one.”
an oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.
i can’t believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

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