DAMF


short for “dumb -ss mother f-cker”
“the guy’s jacking off over kiddie p-rn? man, he’s suck a f-cking damf”
an alternative version of the word bamf (bad -ss mother f-cker) damf is dumb -ss mother f-cker
iron man is a bamf definitley.

“that guy just ran into a parked car, hes a damf”
drunk -ss mother f-cker
west is a damf tonight.
a person who is a dumb -ss mother f-cker all at the same time!
man, tim sure is a damf!
dope as a mother f-cker
no one can compete with me because im damf
a dirty–ss mother f-cker
our guests were appalled at the smell of the room last night. the guy who has been using that room left rotting chinese food laying around. he’s a real damf.
(prounced: dum-ff)known as a dumb -ss mother f-cker. when someone is a dumb-ss and a mother f-cker combined
it would be like someone sending a hate letter and signing their name, damf.
when someone is dumb (dumb-ss) and mean (mother f-cker) at the same time.

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