blorping


when you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.
“perfect, i’m hungry too. i’ll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon”
“ok! i’ll be blorping around the house!”

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