Bloshenko


a j-panese-inspired russian s-x position. it involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

not to be confused with a blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
that sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. i’m vladimir putin, will you be my anna chapman? it’s gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.

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