blotd
best laugh of the day
jones: today my d-mn step mom died
mike: ah man
jones: and my dog got ran over
mike: ahh man
jones: and i got a bottle stuck in my girl friends -ss
mike: hahahaha blotd!
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the sound of the tounge exiting the mouth in order to eat something through distance. in nintendo’s mario, the character yoshi spits out its extra long tounge to eat little critters and such, making the sound of a bloungt. this can also be applied to slugs eating flamingos (as in the flashtoon slug endeavors)
- blowfare
bl-wj-b given by a black woman without a job and on welfare. going to the hood to get me a blowfare from my hoopty
- Blowhow
bl-wj-b knowhow. knowing what it takes to perform superlative oral s-x. dude 1: so, how did you end up last night? dude 2: i didn’t get laid but she demonstated some serious blowhow on me. dude 1: man, i love blowhow.
- blow the nose
to instult or disrespect dude, dont blow the nose on me! the male version of masturbation he was too busy blowing his nose to hide the window full of p-rn in time.
- Blue House
noun the blue house, cheong wa dae the headquarters of the national madhouses of south korea in seoul. if kim jong-il is confined to the blue house, roh moo-hyun will serve the master. refers to any person who is so s-xy (both physically and intellectually) that had they known frida kahlo or her husband diego […]