blotox


a trixie-ism

blotox – hi grade weightloss supplement and mood elevator.

what botox is to wrinkles, blotox is to the waistline.
eg. after a steady diet of hi quality blotox, vicky was as svelt as nicole richie.
is a combination of giving bl-w j-bs and getting botox, which destroys your facial expressions
“woah, check out her face”
“yeah i know, right? way too much blotox”

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