blotto
blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme
you were so blotto last night
to be extremley hammered
“my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!
drunk. other terms which mean ‘drunk’ are: intoxicated, p-ssed, smashed, oliver twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, sh-t-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the p-ss, on the sauce
wife: “you were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the ‘welcome’ mat. you can wash it and then wring it out”.
man: “right now i feel like it’s my brain that needs wringing out”.
describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy f-cked up experience.
dude – hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? – jesus christ last night was f-cking blotto.
a guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.
girl: my boyfriends such an -sshole, but i love him.
friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.
nina megan liv’s crew
oi oi here comes the blotto crew
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