Blough

the act of fluffing a p-n-s up to about a 45% erectile state and tapping it off the face of an unconscious person. it is important to note that the p-n-s must maintain a prominent sag and limpness, but one must also make sure that it is erect enough to have a good weight to it. the p-n-s is then taken and tapped, rubbed, and slapped around the facial area of a friend, preferably a friend who is p-ssed out from a bender at the bar. primary targets include the forehead, the tip of the nose, the cheeks, and the chin. bloughing on the lips, however, is frowned upon.
for years, christopher would come home from the bars drunk and enjoy bloughing his friends when they p-ssed out. one day though, he bloughed archibald and in retaliation, archibald parted his -ss cheeks and delivered upon christopher’s unconscious face a spread, hairy italian -ss of wrath (-ss blough).
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when someone does a sarcastic cough but you pretend that you didn’t know it was sarcastic and offer them cough medicine with the sole purpose of getting the last word in. from the anglo-saxon words “blag” and “cough”.
i knew that was a sarcastic cough when i offered you the benylin, i was bloughing.
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a metal/hardcore scream. pr-nounced “bluh-ow”