blow ass
the act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. its adjective synonym is “weak”.
g-d d-mn it, highschool virginity blows -ss.
1. when someone is farting they are blowing -ss.
2. when something sucks it blows -ss.
1. oh sh-t, cover your noses, i have to blow -ss.
2. that f-cking blows -ss!
the act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones -ss. excessive flatulating
this guy is major blow -ss!
a person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.
“i had s-x with 20 chicks in one night bro!!!”
“shut the f-ck up you blow -ss!!!”
a person, place, thing, idea, etc. that aids in ending a relationship.
distance was a real blow-ss to john and carol’s relationship.
that fu-king kid aaron was a real blow-ss to their marriage!
the only blow-ss to their undying love was…death.
to fart, p-ss gas, etc.
–sean farts (“blow -ss”) silently; everyone in the room smells it–
josh: omfg! who the f-ck blew -ss on my couch
the act excreting gas from the -n-s
trevor blows -ss on tmanda’s face when she is sleeping. poor amanda
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