Blow Flex
getting a blow-job while you are benching large amounts of weight. considered the holy grail of bl-w j-bs. you get huge while getting hige.
a blow flex is where you go into a closet with a girl and she starts to pull your pants down. you looks for someplace to sit and you see a bench. as she starts sucking, you start benching, thus a blow flex.
when u get a miraculous bl-w j-b while using the infamous bowflex
mario: holy sh-t, my guido cousin, i was workin’ out the other day, and this s-xy b-tch named pamela anderson came and sucked my deek while i was using a bowflex.
luigi: you mean a blowflex? mmmmmmmmmm…
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