blowzer
fart, flatulence, p-ssing gas.
when i was a little kid, my parents would ask me “did you let a blowzer?”
mother to young son:
“i smell a blowzer. do you want to get out of the car and walk? wipe that smile off of your face before i slap it off.”
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