Blow J. Simpson
getting a bl-w j-b while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that b-tch with your 9. almost always results in some sort of jail time.
i got a very nice blow j. simpson yesterday.
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slang term for receiving f-ll-t–. safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the h-ll is being talked about.
billy: “honey, would you like to give me a blow j. simpson right now?”
dad: “great football player, it’s really a shame what he ended up with.”
sally: “in the car on the way home, for sure.”
mom: “didn’t he drive a bronco?”
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