Blue Falafel
an -n-l abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the -n-l hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the -n-l skin turns into a waffle-like texture. falafel is a middle eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. therefore the end result of the -n-l beating causes it to “waffle up” and look like a falafel sandwich. also, it sounds like its v-g-n-l counterpart “blue waffle”. this definition was introduced by the great philosopher nas.
naseer gave that a chick a blue falafel.
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