Blow Job Fairy
a fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj’s.
jill: what’s this that just fell out of your boxers as i was pulling them down?
jack: why, it’s 20 dollars!
jill: hooray! a present for me from the bl-w j-b fairy!
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