blow some carbon off the valves
when one finally has s-x after an extended period of abstinence. s-xual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has acc-mulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
dude, the last time i got laid was during the cretaceous period, i’ve gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
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