Blow stuff up
to blow stuff up.
an activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
if one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an m203.
to increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of nuclear weaponry and/or other thermobaric explosives.
man: dear, me and the boys are going out. i’ll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
woman: i can’t wait that long! can’t i just come with you? i can call some of my girlfriends
man: don’t be silly woman! we’re going to blow stuff up, it’s too manly for you and your “girlfriends”
woman: we can watch!
man: you don’t want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
man walks off chuckling at his amusing s-xist jab.
woman -to herself-: f-cking men…
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