blow up your guts
the act of producing the sticky opaic “man seed” which come from a hard rod
woh b–tch! now ur gunnna get such a j-zzing!
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food or a meal etc dude i gotta get sum nomz in…
- comptonplate
the same as “contemplate” however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence. (john) hey dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday? (dave) hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second…. no you cant! (dave pulls out gun and shoots john) bang!
- fisticutter
a person who repeatedly strikes hard surfaces with closed fists in order to achieve a level of physical pain that will ‘alleviate’ their emotional pain. much like a ‘cutter’ will cut themselves to achieve the same effect. when his friends found out he hurt himself intentionally by hitting things, one of them referred to him […]
- Fizz Ass
the act of releasing feces the morning after a long night of drinking. wow! youmee really had a mean case of fizz -ss after her night on the town.
- roofie fart
when you cant remember when you farted man 1: im sorry dude i cant remember if i farted -haha- man 2:well sorry to say this but your -ss is walking home roofie fart