blowbag
someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.
joe: dude, did dave tell you about his band’s new cd?
alan: did he! he went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go platinum within a week. that blowbag!
a girl who likes taking loads of s-m-n inside her
hey that chick is such a blow bag.. she loved it when i blew inside her
an individual who is always clueless.
ricky is on third base. the ball has been hit. ricky staring off into sp-ce doesn’t realize and the team yells run home. he looks around and starts running to his house. craig looks at ryan and says, “he is such a blow bag.”
a pack of food which should be vacuum packed but contains trapped air or a hole in the packaging.
start opening those blowbags.
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- blow bands
a useful s-xual aid for women with long hair to help hold their hair back when giving oral s-x.commonly found in packs of 100 in the hair accessories department down at wally-world. diane got tired of chewing her hair when going down on her man, so she broke out with the blow bands
- cooder
a varaint spelling of cooter aka p-ssy cooder is a prime example of a stinky -ss b-tt hole. oh my god did you smell the cooder on that fat b-tch.
- busier than a one armed paper hanger
to be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task. bob: “hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task.” you: “are you serious?” “im busier than a one armed paper hanger.”
- Butthole Plunger
a device that is used to help out people with constipation. buy one today at your local shop. “joey ate too much cheese, now i have to buy him a b-tthole plunger.”
- Hispanophile
one who loves spain and the spanish more than his own culture and people. often believes that he or she is in fact spanish. g1: you are such a f-cking hispanophile! g2: i’m only german and irish by blood, i’m spanish at heart.