Blowcation
a bl-w j-b that you want to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.
we finally hooked up–and let me tell you, that was no bl-w j-b, that was a blowcation!
1. a euphemism for bl-wj-b, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a “job.”
2. a way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.
“rough day at the office? honey, you look like you could use a blowcation.”
a location that is ideal for giving a bl-w j-b.
“think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. take off your pants!”
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