blowed up


1) very busy, usually because to-dos weren’t consolidated properly. (used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) it can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.
1) “no. i’m blowed up. i have four tables now and was just double-sat. i have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in.”
2) “my table is blowed up. i just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and i have to get three refills.”
3) “don’t bother jen, she’s blowed up right now.”

for ones cell phone to ring one after the other ,countless times in a row
sh!t son you cell phone blowed up since you left
this means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. this usually means to smoke weed until your mind is f-cking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the “blowed up” process. practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.
gary: dude i’m at jr’s gettin’ blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. still standin’ tall. bernt. don’t talk sh-t about total!

dillon: i’ll be there in 5 minutes

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