1. a professional bl-w j-b giver. a woman who can really give an amazing bl-wj-b.a woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.
2. you know she is a blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your c-ck and wraps her hands softly around it. then, she starts stroking your d-ck with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly m-ssages your b-lls while she slowly sucks the head of your p-n-s ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your p-n-s while deep throating. while doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to c-m she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your p-n-s while sucking. as you c-m it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.
my blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning bl-wj-b.
there are times that i would choose a blowfessional bl-wj-b over s-x.
- Blow the bottle
blowing the bottle is a completely natural s-xual act performed by a girl (or a guy) on another guy, in other words, giving him a bl-wj-b. person a: so, how was the party last night? did you end up hooking up with that hot guy? did you blow his bottle? person b: oh yeaaah i […]
plain and simple, the most perfect thing to ever exist on the planet. there is nothing more perfect than this. everybody loves erlis. if you know a erlis you are probably one of the few lucky people in the universe, blessed, to experience such a thing. holy sh-t! its an erlis! omg! a pear shaped […]
- err wot
1) used when someone misunderstands something. 2) a short saying sometimes used when trying to sound inoscent. cyrenne “why did you glare at me lastnight?” mike “err… wot?”
n. one who is interested in herpetology, usually an amateur. my boyfriend is a herper, he loves raising reptiles. the female definition of a straight up creeper. brad: yo homie, you see those girls over there? ain’t they fine? joe: h-ll nah dawg, they are straight up herpers! brad: ahhh, f-ck that!
the norwegian way of saying “oh my g-d”. widely used by people in every age, young and old. some might think it’s a curse word, others wont. can be used in a lot of different situations. “herregud, that’s awesome!” “oh my g-d, that’s awesome!” “herregud da!” “give it a rest!”