Blowfessional
1. a professional bl-w j-b giver. a woman who can really give an amazing bl-wj-b.a woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.
2. you know she is a blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your c-ck and wraps her hands softly around it. then, she starts stroking your d-ck with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly m-ssages your b-lls while she slowly sucks the head of your p-n-s ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your p-n-s while deep throating. while doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to c-m she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your p-n-s while sucking. as you c-m it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.
my blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning bl-wj-b.
there are times that i would choose a blowfessional bl-wj-b over s-x.
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