Blowie Fail


while receiving a bl-w j-b on a bed, couch, or the floor…the act of taking a knee to the t-st-cl-s right before ejacultion.

a failed bl-w j-b.

worst feeling imaginable.
“so my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i’m about to c-m she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my b-lls…terrible blowie fail”

“all of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail”.

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