Blowin’ The Sheets
1. when your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.
2. when yo gurl given you da brain and she don’t want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo kn-b wit da sheets as if it were some type o’ condom, birth control sh-t.
1. kyle’s sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. the dryer had some sort of malfunction, so kyle just blew ’em dry with his mom’s blow dryer.
2. earnest: yo my n-gg- ralph, my b-tch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took ‘dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my d-ck!
ralph: oh sh-t! i heard bout dat blowin’ the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.
earnest: ya n-gg- sh-t’s a straight felony
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