Blowing My Hole
that moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this “muddy mess” will be over soon. (aka a m-ssive, normally watery, dookie)
big bad blake: can little jimmy come out to play?
jimmy’s mom: jimmy big bad blake is here to play.
jimmy: mom i ate too many hot wings and i’m blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
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