Blowjob Buffet
a thai wh-r- seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. she then begins rapidly m-ssaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a p-n-s with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). following the jaw m-ssage, she immediately -ssumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. with both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. this process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously “all you can eat.”
leia the thai wh-r- really worked the bl-wj-b buffet through the hotel lobby.”
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