blowjob sandwich
when two girls suck both sides of a d-ck at the same time.
guy 1: marry and jane gave me a mad bl-wj-b sandwich on friday.
guy 2: that’s f-ckin’ sweet dude.
n. the act of two girls performing a bl-wj-b on the same p-n-s simultaneously.
when carly and jenna told him they wanted to give him a bl-wj-b sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.
the s-xual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous bl-w j-b on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the p-n-s. the performers can also ‘make out’ while the p-n-s is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as ‘the rude frenchman’.
sam: “hey steve, i noticed that both becky and tara were all over you at that party last night, so i was wondering…who did you f-ck?”
steve: “neither, i brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a bl-w j-b sandwich.”
sam: “you call that settling?”
this term refers to the act of eating a sandwich while getting a bl-wj-b from the girl who gave you the sandwich. it completely fulfills the woman life duty of making a sandwich, and giving a bl-wj-b. at once.
man, she gave me the best bl-wj-b sandwich last night.
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