blowjob week
the week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform v-g-n-l s-x.
“jen is acting pretty b-tchy cuz it’s bl-wj-b week… but it’s okay cuz it’s bl-wj-b week!”
the 1 week out of 4 where your sh-g bag performs bl-wj-b administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks
shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: b-mour, buts its bl-wj-b week ya?!
rory: does a bear sh-t in the woods?!
lads: nice!!
enda: dies!!!!
the week often referred to by women as “that time of the month.”
this week is dedicated to replace s-x with bl-w j-bs for the duration of a woman’s period. women who abide by this week are keepers 😉
man “hey babe, lets have s-x”
woman “sorry but it is bl-w j-b week.”
man “you are truly the best, i love you.”
when in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most s-xually oriented activities are put on hold. with an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful bj.
girl 1: ahh it’s bl-w j-b week in a few days.
girl 2: tell me about it, i had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
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