blown face
a face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.
sam: i just got abducted by aliens.
sean: -blown face-
when someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.
guy #1: dude, i just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.
guy #2: blown face!
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