Blownytail
a hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. this hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.
the name, “blownytail,” is a reference to two things:
a.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.
b.) a s-xual act, the bl-wj-b, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.
the degree of the effect described in “b” increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of bl-wj-bs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
“karen gave a very informative presentation, but i couldn’t pay attention because i kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. it might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting.”
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