Blows dick for skittles


when a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a d-ck, for no compensation greater than children’s candy.
alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of skittles.
“i’m hungover, i’m not having fun, work blows d-ck for skittles. i want to kill myself.” – oscar wilde
when something really really sucks!!
deena from jersey sh-r-: i’m hungover, i’m not having a good time. work blows d-ck for skittles right now, i wanna kill myself

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