Blowvember


an extended period of time, usually around 30 days, where a man receives an uncharacteristically high amount of f-ll-t–. this can be a result of any number of occurrences, including, but not limited to, a woman’s desire for a man to “put a ring on it”, a woman’s need for a new car or special vacation, a lost bet, hormonal changes, or a new relationship.
i don’t know what’s gotten into her, it’s like blowvember up in here.

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