BLQ


acronym, b-tthole lubrication quotient. a scoring system to determine the slipperiness of a starfish.
i heard that jaxxor is a complete man-sl-t. his blq is probably like 9 or 10.
a numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one’s tendency towards h-m-s-xuality.
after a night of fun with his pejector at rascals, jaxxor’s blq peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him h-m-.
the most bad-ss quad ever. its not a gang, its a quad. made up of snowflake, jg3, lil’ franklin, and bull (who is in the stink). they are just overall awesome in every way and will dance after stabbing yo -ss.
hot girl #1 ” hey girl did you hear about blq? ” hot girl #2 ” yeah they are total bad-sses”

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