BLTikini
a bikini made out of lettuce, tomato, and bacon. n-body knows how the tradition started, but it’s said that when lonely men gaze upon the wonder of a bacon bikini, their longings are cured. tomatoes and lettuce have both been considered to have aphrodisiac properties. the incorporation of lettuce, it seems, is only the tip of the iceberg. a noted s-x researcher stated that while desire for bltikinis is less than kosher, “bltikinis turn lots of people on.”
so what are you waiting for? go tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich. for best results, use a condiment.
alice, always picky in lettuce purchases for her bltikini, got head.
when john’s new girlfriend wore her bltikini, it was evident that she had no fatback.
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